she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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