He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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