So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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