if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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