it's not cheating when I paid for it
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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