it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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