can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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