i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm both gender and math confused
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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