p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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