No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize