I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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