Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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