when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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