what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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