At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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