Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I had to cum in my sink.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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