connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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