I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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