Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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