just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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