:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
