You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
accomplished twins. life is a go
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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