Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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