This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
