He asked to "fluff my boner.."
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We left an ass print on the piano.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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