Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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