Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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