I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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