Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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