Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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