One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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