its not stalking. its research.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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