I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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