it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I believe in your delicious
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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