BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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