I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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