:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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