real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just cropdusted the office
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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