'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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