even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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