you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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