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(330): View more from Ohio

yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.

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(727): View more from Florida

the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.

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(912): View more from Georgia

She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If I had your ass I would rule the world

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