Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.