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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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(415): I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with http://tfl.nu/jobl

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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me

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(908): he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me http://tfl.nu/31sq

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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application

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(239): they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application http://tfl.nu/aq16

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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

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(813): watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide http://tfl.nu/fnhs

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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer

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(802): i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer http://tfl.nu/uupu

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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(262): There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart. (1-262): That's funny. Are they weird looking??? (262): OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS. http://tfl.nu/egmz

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Best. Handjob. Ever.

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I'm guessing Kelly is over?

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Nope. Home alone.

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(416): Best. Handjob. Ever. (905): I'm guessing Kelly is over? (416): Nope. Home alone. http://tfl.nu/vpw4

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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(864): I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized. http://tfl.nu/3fi2

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(540): View more from Virginia

Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis

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(540): Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis http://tfl.nu/8a3h

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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!

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Thanks, mom.

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(513): Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection! (1-513): Thanks, mom. http://tfl.nu/k49b

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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend

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You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.

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(443): you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend (703): You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence. http://tfl.nu/no32

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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.

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(330): We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us. http://tfl.nu/w3kf

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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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(616): you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience. http://tfl.nu/y98f

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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that

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No idea what that is

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Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...

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I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words

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(408): But college guys get to crossfade so there's that (305): No idea what that is (408): Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together... (305): I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words http://tfl.nu/rs53

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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip

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(310): I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip http://tfl.nu/scxm

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