I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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