just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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