are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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