Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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