it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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