If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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