I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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