is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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