Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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