sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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