quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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