All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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