She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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