She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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