My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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