Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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