when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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